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Post by Emizael on Jan 23, 2007 13:42:44 GMT -5
Oh yes, I likes this idea, I do. I really do. This is the place where all those rabid little gnome anklebiters will grab onto your knees and not let go. This is a place for invectives, and yelling, and name calling, and for taking a cigarette outta your mouth and throwing it out the window of your car while you are doing 90 mph down that highway of and watching it smack dead into the eyes of the Ninja-Loot-Newb that just ruined your night. OH yeah. I like the idea of this place a lot. This should be one of those types of things, where all those reasons for kicking old folks down flights of stairs come out and get shared with all your closest and best friends, especially if they're the ones ticking you off...mwahahahaha.
Let the lights turn down low, grab some popcorn, and begin to chant along with the rest of the class...
So, I've been playing around with a few of the new races...okay, like, ten of the new races. I've probably made bunches of test characters, till I find the ones I like...and then, for a time, they get to be mains. I find stories for them, play them, and ya know, have some fun!
Well...I gotta tell you. I never really realized just how bad Feathermoon had become, until last night.
I'm playing a Shaman. I like em. If you gave em totems that moved, they would be hunters. They got it all. Shields, Maces, Healing...and ...wow, some DPS going on. Nifty. And, then you go into the Draenei starting zone, and you listen to the general chat for all of five seconds, and all you see is complaints. then some more complaints. Then, a wave of 600 Chthuluul (( or some variation of that name)) or Illiandians (( again, with lots of variations)) comes running through the zone, and ...
And this is to be expected. New, right? But then, these chowder heads start ganking kills, or running up and yanking your ores, just as you finish grabbing the first ore, and so forth and so on. Then, the party invites start...as well as the DEMANDS that you give them stuff. I've never had this happen before. There must have been 20 toons in a row yelling that they be given bags, gold, whatever. I probably got 10 whispers in a row, before I just had to log off.
One good note, the ignore list has been increased...
So...teh newbtard equation has gotten much much larger now. Also, so has my ire and rage. I'm going to start ripping newbie heads off every chance I get. I'm in total FECHAK-type rage mode here, kids, and the next 'tard that DEMANDS I give them anything, is getting a double-barreled Emi-flavored stomping.
Then, Imma dance on thier corpses.
IT HAS BEGUN. (( again))
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Post by Fechak on Jan 23, 2007 14:51:47 GMT -5
Take a step back man... I've had to start taking meds (alcohol) for that type of thing.
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Post by Celera on Jan 23, 2007 16:28:39 GMT -5
The only new character I've made for a while is the Belf priest, and I made that on Sentinels, since people told me that's where they were going to be (although none of you are ever there.)
Anyway, I've had zero problems there. It is sorta strange being on a half empty server. But at least there have been no aggravations.
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Post by Emizael on Jan 25, 2007 11:55:18 GMT -5
Oh man, lemme tell you about the gorilla-cookies I got served teh other night...on Sentinals...
Okay, I made up a hunter, just cause I could, and, Belfs are hawt. So, I finally get a pet, like, at level 11...and, just as I am feeding my pet for the very very first time, I realised, that ..I am surrounded.
Not by mobs, not by other Horde-side players looking at my pet or handsome-ness....
Gnomes.
A whole gnome guild, full of ?? to me cats, rolling all around doing silly emotes to me, and flagged. Flagged as all hell. So, I do the only viable thing to do at that point, I starts laughing, and dancing, as all the lowbie belfs in the area stupidly try and attack.
These gnomes, they housed the whole dang city, man. It was...remarkable. And there I am , dancing, while Silverymoon burns. I took just a moment to realise the symbology of the moment... and then, whilest *merely* trying to walk away, I accidentally clicked one onna dem gnomes....
Needless to say at this point, I found myself in front of a spirit-healer, with about 45 or so other belfs, and a few undead, even some Walking Steaks. Then the general chats erupted with all the boohooing and the whining about the Alliance, and then the 'leet speeking flame wars erupted,
and, when I got my body back, finally, a gnome by the name of Milfncookies shot me a rude gesture, and /emote'd spits on you about five thousand times.
Then the wars started all over again, and the server crashed.
What did I learn from this? Gnomes suck, and I am going to pwn every single one I see from now on. That's right, you can just call me Emi-stabba-gnome, cause that's whats going to happen. I don't care if they are nice, pretty, or any combination thereof, I am straight going to gank every single one of them, until I feel that I have ground the entire Gnome population under my size 14 boots.
Then, Imma start on those damned Trolls...
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Post by Celera on Jan 25, 2007 12:44:32 GMT -5
Milfncookies? That should be reported. I believe I am going to have to add that whole milf theme to my list of things that offend me. It isn't a very long list. The use of "gay" as a general insult is on it. Same with "retarded." Use the f-word all day if you want. I don't care. Just -- don't say that stuff. I mean -- say whatever you want. I'll be offended, and I'll probably stop listening to you, but I'm in favor of free speech. Did you know there is a town in Tennessee that wants to outlaw the use of the "n" word? An ugly and malicious word, but...does freedom of speech have any meaning at all anymore? Oh, and now there is a California state legislator who proposes to make it a misdemeanor (up to a year in prison) for parents to spank their kids -- at all, ever -- if the kids are under 4. (which is exactly the age that you can make the best case for spanking as a useful alternative, imo.) Because the state has bad roads, big debts, horrible schools, and ... many truly abused, homeless and neglected children. But, let's be sure no mom ever gives her toddler a swat on the rear end. That's the real problem here. That and the occasional whiff of cigarrette smoke I might inhale while walking down a street, mixed in with volumes of fresh ocean air and car exhaust. Oh, and I believe it is now illegal in California to overfeed geese in order to produce the very fatty livers that make the best foix gras. We should fire the whole damn legislature. This is the rant section, right?
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Post by Fechak on Jan 25, 2007 15:07:47 GMT -5
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!
I just need a few more pokes and prods before I get my boys in the military on call.
(for the big brother censor reading this, my revolution is all in jest, please go about your bureaucratic business)
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Post by Val on Jan 25, 2007 16:58:07 GMT -5
First off, No, don't ask me why I am yelling at you, if you had a brain in the first place you wouldn't be getting yelled at. When I am stomping through a tightly crammed hallway and your stupid ass sits in the middle with your thumb wedged oh so far into the poopshoot I am forced to wonder why you are allowed to breathe.
I HAVE 2 MINUTES TO WALK THROUGH A CRAMMED HALLWAY AND CLIMB 4 FLOORS TO SIT IN A ROOM AND LISTEN TO A STRANGE MAN WITH A CREW CUT TALK ABOUT THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL RESERVE NOTE AND BY GOD IF I DON'T MAKE IT ON TIME.... my god.
MOVE
DO NOT STAND IN THE CENTER OF THE HALLWAY AND TALK TO YOUR BEST FRIEND ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A SLUT SHE IS! MOVE! MOVE! OR I WILL MOVE YOU!
If you see me walking toward you, and you look at me, giggle passively and turn back to your buddy and continue to talk about how "killer" last weekends kegger was, I will smite you.
It's not like it's a hard concept, there are two sides of the hallway, much like the road system works in our fair country, and I know you know what that is like, your stupid hick ass has one of those 13 ton Hemi superpowered Howitzer-like Warmechs called a "Pickup Truck" and I am fairly certain those are used on the roads, but of course, I could be wrong, your rich, spoiled ass probably just got one to drive around and go MUDDING! BECAUSE DRIVING IN THE MUD AND FLINGING IT EVERYWHERE IS A GREAT TIME! ALL YOU DO IS TEAR UP THE EARTH AND MAKE THINGS DIRTY! DON'T DO THAT YOU MORON!
Anyway...
You MOVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD. You do not, for any reason, stand and congregate in the MIDDLE. It would have been fine if you had went, "Oh, jeeze, this big fella asked me to move, I sure had better at least move an inch so he can squeeze through without heaving my bloody ragdoll of a body into a locker!"
But no....
Then, THEN, I am the bad guy for smiting you. I am the bad guy.
YOU MOVE!
IT'S COMMON SENSE!
IT'S COMMON SENSE!
MOVE!
Then, after it all, I still get detention for being late.
And then people wonder why there is unnecessary violence in today's schools.
Here comes lawyer Jack.
"VIDEO GAMES TEACH KIDS TO KILL THINGS!"
No, Video Games teach kids how to PLAY GAMES.
Video Games do not kill people, STUPIDITY KILLS PEOPLE.
I don't go home and sit and look at my Xbox and say. "Time to learn how to cut a bloody swath through the harmless masses."
I would like too some days, but I have a clear understanding of the current system of Law and Order and just because Jerry Orbach is dead and my life size Jerry Orbach Action Figure didn't come in, (I got the Sam Waterston one, and he's not as mouthy as the cool street cop, and I don't really like TV Lawyers, I SAID TV LAWYERS TROY, CHILL!) doesn't mean I still don't pay attention.
I DON'T KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S WRONG, AND IF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT KILLING SOMEONE IS CONSIDERED BAD, THEN YOU DESERVE TO GO TO PRISON ANYWAY!
This does not put me in some sort of judgement place, because I don't choose that people deserve to die, I just want to kill them, and mainly because they are stupid. It's not some sort of justice trip, it's really just because they are dumb.
And now, you'll sit and wonder, what the fuck is wrong with him?
It's either the fact that at one point in my life I hallucinated that a small, cherubic little bald man wearing nothing but a bow tie, following me around and waving.
Or it's because I'm an 18 year old kid who can see his life rapidly approaching, and rather than meeting it head on, he'll bury his head in sand and wave his ass in the air.
Or... it's because I read self help books and giggle, because for some reason, I see them as funny joke books.
I really should do drugs, if I did that, I'd at least have an excuse for when people ask what the hell is wrong with me.
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Post by Kielon on Jan 25, 2007 17:36:46 GMT -5
You know... when you click a button on Saturday that says, "Make this Board Ad-Free", and you put all your credit card information into the little site, and they take the money off your credit card . . .
You would expect them to make the board AD-FREE!!!!!
Stupid, lazy Americans.
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Post by Rheyna on Jan 25, 2007 17:50:26 GMT -5
No you can't have an invite to In Omnia Paratus.
Why not? Because you were a member of Blazing Infermos and when we split off to form Tempest Rising, you came with us. You brought your 14-year-old Australian self to our shiny new guild, and we did our best to welcome you and include you.
You responded by deciding to have a crush on me. I am, strictly speaking, old enough to be your GRANDMOTHER, and you crushed out on me.
You asked me to "go steady" in the game. Dude, it's NOT AN RP SERVER. No. No. No.
You tried to flirt. No. No. No.
You told me thoughts of me were keeping you up at night, and I nearly puked. You asked me if I ever lay awake thinking about you. Yes, I did. My thoughts ran along the lines of "How do I get rid of this sicko?" No, not romantiv thoughts. No. No. No.
You're a CHILD. I'm a middle-aged woman. Anything between the two of us would be wrong on so many levels I can't even describe it. Morally. Ethically. Legally. And frankly, I'd find it personally disgusting.
And I said no. You refused to listen. This makes deeply and sadly wrong.
I put you on /ignore. The council of officers decided to remove you from the guild when you harrassed them all about why I had you on /ignore and told them about our "star-croseed love".
No. Just, no.
You're a child, and I am not attracted to children. I put up a clear, firm, kind boundary, and you threw yourself against it, and tried to make it into some romantic tragedy. It's a farce, except that you would not leave me alone after I asked you to do so.
Anyway, you were removed from TR, and over the next 12 months, you were removed from 4 other guilds. In the meantime, we merged with our alliance mates and formed IOP. To which you applied, citing me as a sponsor.
Apparently you can't read. The application CLEARLY says "Do not use someone as a sponsor who has not agreed to sponsor you."
No. No, I do not want you in this guild. No, I will not sponsor your app. Dude, I still have you on ignore.
NO YOU CANNOT JOIN IOP. Just, no.
And no, it won't help to make a personal appeal to other officers. No.
If you must work out some of your adolescent angst on an older woman, please go find one who is, say, 16 years old, and who you know is real life. But for freak's sake, if she says "no", turn and walk away.
AND STOP APPLYING TO IOP. YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO JOIN.
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Post by Celera on Jan 25, 2007 19:27:10 GMT -5
Smite.
That is one of my favorite words. It reminds me of one of my favorite moments on the Simpsons. Marge asks Homer to say grace, they all bow their heads, and he says "Lord, why did you smite me with this family?"
And Val -- there's nothing wrong with you at all. Watch that butt-waving though. That seems likely to end badly.
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Post by Vangelis on Jan 26, 2007 12:27:14 GMT -5
Rheyna, I just read your rant for the second time... life is sometimes funnier than comedy.
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Post by Emizael on Jan 29, 2007 16:51:31 GMT -5
it wasn't Cervius, was it?
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Post by arvaitha on Feb 6, 2007 19:39:46 GMT -5
Oh I luv to vent.......... First off, if your friggin lookin for a NON RP guild, then go to a NON RP SERVER, Idiot!!!! I am soooooo sick of listening of stupid conversations in general chat. Do I really care how funny you think your jokes are? ??Huh....do I? NOOOO I really dont. No wonder I usually keep that channel off. I come to WOW to get away from people who annoy me.........I guess it just wasnt meant to be.............I mean, if I didnt answer your request to help you to kill the big rotting guy, chances are Im not going to after the 15th either. Oh, and if you join a RP guild, you are usually supposed to RP!!!!!!! AND DONT TAKE THAT CHEST OR THE BIG BADDIE GUY AFTER I JUST KILLED EVERYTHING AROUND IT TO GET IT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont think I wont do it to you the next time I see you either!!! Oh and RL............why does he get to sit on his arse while I have to pack his and my stuff for our vacation. He drops everything on the kitchen table and I clean it up, but try to get him up....leave him alone...he's in the middle of something!!! Oh, and to drill a hole in my radio area in my car without askin? And get mad when I start to have a fit!!!! Does he pay my car payment??? Does he? NO!! But yet he thinks he has some say in what I do with my house!!! HA!!! Its MY name on the deed. He can reserve the curb for when he finds himself kicked there!!!!!! ((Oh, sorry.....rampage. Leaving for vaca tomorrow. Of course he is driving me insane, but like I says....I luv to vent))
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Post by Albured on Feb 10, 2007 14:45:04 GMT -5
Women
OK she says "are you going to spend your life listening to music and playing wow?" I say "probably" and the fight starts. So she wants me to do something anything she says OK I cut off my cast again grab a gun (colt .45) and I bag me a deer I mean I do live in the middle of the woods. Drag it home then get the "what are you going to do with that?" "I was thinking of eating it but I lost my appetite" "Don't you need a permit to kill a dear?" I say "probably" "do you have one?" I say "no" "Then how did you kill it" "It was in the yard how do you think" And the fight continues. So then I say "If you don't want us to eat it what do you want me to do with it not like I can put it in a garbage can". And the fight still continues I can't win nothing is good enof for her. So she has me so frustrated I am near a psychotic break.
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Post by Albured on Feb 12, 2007 23:14:41 GMT -5
Computers
Almost enough said in one word right no. So I got my windows vista disks the other day and installed them then what I have no sound! Call the manufacturer Oh this is a known problem would of it been that hard to put a letter in with the disks! Then I am reading news on my laptop yes I can read and it shocks me not the news the laptop and it shocked me good and freezes no blue screen of death nothing. So I dare touch it to try to restart it and what do you know it won't turn back on I call best buy because it is still under warranty and they say plastic is a insulator and it could not of shocked me so I reply hey it don't work anymore and I do have accidental damage would this go faster if I threw it in the bathtub? nothing but silence on the other end he must of thought I was jokeing. I mean it would work to damage it and as long as I didn't climb in with it I would be OK and in the meantime where I work switched Mobile carriers to T-Mobile and they set me up with a new phone called a Dash they should not of called the phone anything that implied fast or easy to use for that matter it is junk what ever happed to the easy to use simple cell phones you remember them the little Grey flip phones that were the only kind you could get that were nothing but a phone no date book or mp3 player or camera no matter how hard you smelled there was no oder of Microsoft on it.
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