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Post by Celera on Jun 15, 2007 11:34:55 GMT -5
So, having a particular need for something to laugh at this morning, I stumbled on this site of Jack Handey quotes. Probably most of you have heard these before, either on SNL where he used to be one of the writers, or some other place. But, even if you have, he's just funny enough to laugh at again. The site is here: snl.jt.org/deep/In case you don't have time to go there, here are a few of my particular favorites. When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.
One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself, "mankind". Basically it's made up of two separate words, "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy, and people will try to catch you, because hey, free dummy.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
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Post by Fechak on Jun 15, 2007 12:02:42 GMT -5
I looooove deep thoughts. Thanks for the heads up.
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