Post by Monuv on Nov 29, 2005 21:25:36 GMT -5
Well here I am again my good and kindly guildmates of yore! I do believe this is the first time I've used one of these fabulous gnomish voice recorders and I'm not sure if I'm using it proplerly, but it sure is fun regardless! I have my instructions here, let's see... talk about where I came from, excellent! *Reading in a low voice* Start by introducing yourself and - mmhmmm, ok... Great!
I'm Monuv! Hi! This is so amazing! *Talking to someone in the room* Can everyone hear me? No? Oh, I see, great!
I'm a priest charged with spreading The Light, Happiness, Freedom and general Merriment to all the people of Azeroth! Yes, that means you, you mean and ill-tempered Orcs! If you don't cooperate, I'm afraid I'll just have to bring the wrath of The Light down upon you and that won't feel so nice, now will it?
*Talking to someone else in the room again* Oh? Yes, of course, where I came from... let's see.
I don't remember my childhood much, well I do, but I don't remember not being a part of the church! Apparently my parents were both killed during the great plague to the North! Amazing! Actually, they might still be around, but they'll just be one of those extremely strongly smelling undead people! Wouldn't that be fascinating? I think so... I was raised in the orphanage, and worked for the Church to help out. I must have known at a young age I was to smite evil and spread general merriment!
As a young boy I learned the ways of The Light! Amazing, you should try it too! I think if everyone was a priest the world would be fantastic!
I dance a lot. Some people think this is strange! How not true that statement is! First, it spreads The Light's message faster than any sermon, trust me, I've heard them all! Second, it keeps me gloriously fit! Have you ever seen such a physique in a priest before? I mean, really! Third, it's just so darn fun! Have you tried it before? I think you'll find any terrible things in your life, such as your parents being undead monsters, vanish away with a flick of the hips!
*Talking to someone in the room again* What's that? Oh, I see...
Well, it appears that my time is up! I was just getting started too! I had this whole discertation on this new dance Montalban had taught me... perhaps another time! Good day, strike that, great day to you my brothers in arms and legs!!
I'm Monuv! Hi! This is so amazing! *Talking to someone in the room* Can everyone hear me? No? Oh, I see, great!
I'm a priest charged with spreading The Light, Happiness, Freedom and general Merriment to all the people of Azeroth! Yes, that means you, you mean and ill-tempered Orcs! If you don't cooperate, I'm afraid I'll just have to bring the wrath of The Light down upon you and that won't feel so nice, now will it?
*Talking to someone else in the room again* Oh? Yes, of course, where I came from... let's see.
I don't remember my childhood much, well I do, but I don't remember not being a part of the church! Apparently my parents were both killed during the great plague to the North! Amazing! Actually, they might still be around, but they'll just be one of those extremely strongly smelling undead people! Wouldn't that be fascinating? I think so... I was raised in the orphanage, and worked for the Church to help out. I must have known at a young age I was to smite evil and spread general merriment!
As a young boy I learned the ways of The Light! Amazing, you should try it too! I think if everyone was a priest the world would be fantastic!
I dance a lot. Some people think this is strange! How not true that statement is! First, it spreads The Light's message faster than any sermon, trust me, I've heard them all! Second, it keeps me gloriously fit! Have you ever seen such a physique in a priest before? I mean, really! Third, it's just so darn fun! Have you tried it before? I think you'll find any terrible things in your life, such as your parents being undead monsters, vanish away with a flick of the hips!
*Talking to someone in the room again* What's that? Oh, I see...
Well, it appears that my time is up! I was just getting started too! I had this whole discertation on this new dance Montalban had taught me... perhaps another time! Good day, strike that, great day to you my brothers in arms and legs!!
